[19:05] OU beats you with a rubber duck.
[19:05] JF slaps with a fish
[19:05] OU blocks it with a french loaf.
[19:06] JF parries with a chopstick
[19:07] OU ripostes with a bottle of fine wine.
[19:08] JF dodges, revealing a shirt full of saltines as armor
[19:08] OU sommons a flock of sea gulls and one crow with a gimp foot named stumpy to devour your armor.
[19:09] JF reaches into his jacket, pulling out pinecones covered in seeds and peanut butter "Asta la vista poultry" chucking them like grenades and rolling way
[19:10] OU gives into his tired crankyness and pulls out a .45 revolver and blasts you a couple of times. "Ok that was just getting silly."
[19:11] JF coughs up bullets "yeah I suppose"
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