Holding hands in the dark

K: As to enjoying visual aids
Think it depends on context
random naked penises
meh
no
not sexy

J: as opposed to clothed penises with little hats and coats?

K: exposed penis attached to a man in a fireman hat with an axe slung over his shoulder and a cocky grin on his face, BRING IT

J: attached? as opposed to actally being his penis

K: huh?

J: I dunno attached seems a bit odd a word for a penis :P
"I love to see a pussy that's contained by a woman"

K: what
contained by?
lol

J: see?
sounds weird doesn't it

K: Fine
Fireman with naked penis = good
Blurry pic of unknown strange penis = bad

Boys being Boys

MK: Would you rather have sex with a goat, or with the hottest woman you can think of-but she's dead.
ES: How long has she been dead?
MK: FIve minutes, still fresh, she's still warm.
me: starts cracking up
MT: Dude the goat!
me: Against a cliff so it pushes back?
MK: Whoa
MT: Where is that coming from?