Evolution

[12:20] JF: bloody place only open saturday and friday
[12:20] CD: D'what?
[12:20] JF: hazardous waste disposal
[12:21] CD: I use a tube sock
[12:21] JF: har har
[12:21] JF: I don't cum batteries and propane
[12:21] CD: You're behind the genetic curve sir

Please Can Help

[11:55] MA: hello do you know guys how to get my clothes on?
[11:55] MA: please I just fucked

Tea Party

[19:05] OU beats you with a rubber duck.
[19:05] JF slaps with a fish
[19:05] OU blocks it with a french loaf.
[19:06] JF parries with a chopstick
[19:07] OU ripostes with a bottle of fine wine.
[19:08] JF dodges, revealing a shirt full of saltines as armor
[19:08] OU sommons a flock of sea gulls and one crow with a gimp foot named stumpy to devour your armor.
[19:09] JF reaches into his jacket, pulling out pinecones covered in seeds and peanut butter "Asta la vista poultry" chucking them like grenades and rolling way
[19:10] OU gives into his tired crankyness and pulls out a .45 revolver and blasts you a couple of times. "Ok that was just getting silly."
[19:11] JF coughs up bullets "yeah I suppose"

All Grown Up

[13:14] PO: I want to be 7 years old again
[13:15] PO: When I could watch the Mickey Mouse Club and not think about how the girls in it will be paid to show off their tits later in life