Holding hands in the dark

K: As to enjoying visual aids
Think it depends on context
random naked penises
meh
no
not sexy

J: as opposed to clothed penises with little hats and coats?

K: exposed penis attached to a man in a fireman hat with an axe slung over his shoulder and a cocky grin on his face, BRING IT

J: attached? as opposed to actally being his penis

K: huh?

J: I dunno attached seems a bit odd a word for a penis :P
"I love to see a pussy that's contained by a woman"

K: what
contained by?
lol

J: see?
sounds weird doesn't it

K: Fine
Fireman with naked penis = good
Blurry pic of unknown strange penis = bad

Boys being Boys

MK: Would you rather have sex with a goat, or with the hottest woman you can think of-but she's dead.
ES: How long has she been dead?
MK: FIve minutes, still fresh, she's still warm.
me: starts cracking up
MT: Dude the goat!
me: Against a cliff so it pushes back?
MK: Whoa
MT: Where is that coming from?

I'm a PC

JF: so I mispelled "Satisfy" as "Satisty" and Word suggested "Sadist, Satisfy" as corrections
VP: lol
VP: Well, sadism satisfies some people
JF: hehehe
JF: I can see the new ads
JF: MICROSOFT ~ We have whips
VP: ISn't that what it says in one of those I'm a PC commercials?
JF: nah he says "And I make tattoos" or soemthing
VP: Ahhh, okay
VP: I'm suprised there hasn't been a spoof yet.
VP: A priest saying "I molest children...and I'm a PC".....some guy dressed like Dahmer...."I eat people...and I'm a PC"
JF: hehehe
JF: yeah
VP: Get one of those pornstars "I did 500 guys in 3 hours....and I'm a PC"
VP: ...and I have VD
JF: heh
JF: well there was that porn star running for mayor I eman governor against Arnold
VP: Niiiiiiiice

Siblings

[21:56] Brother: gawd
[21:56] Brother: its exspensive
[21:56] Brother: xD
[21:56] Sister: you're all gay
[21:56] Sister: gray*
[21:56] Sister: o.lO
[21:56] Sister: O.O
[21:56] Brother: o.o


[17:39] Brother: -can't breath
[17:39] Brother: @__@
[17:39] Sister: >.>
[17:40] Sister: should I go help you?
[17:40] Sister: <.<
[17:40] Sister: or let you cock to def?

[21:44] Brother: hit him over the head with somthin big and hard
[21:44] Brother: not to hard though
[21:44] Brother: don wanna kill em'
[21:44] JF: so not your hammer? -snickers-
[21:44] Sister: like a boot?
[21:44] Brother: ugh
[21:44] Brother: boot will do
[21:44] Sister: :O
[21:44] JF bites Brother's lip hard
[21:45] Brother: oww!!
[21:45] Brother: -bites his face-
[21:45] JF gins wickedly and bites again
[21:45] Sister: ah gross
[21:45] Sister: stop it
[21:45] Brother: then hit him!
[21:45] Brother: -bites again-
[21:45] Sister: I can't find the hammer
[21:45] Brother: xD
[21:46] Sister: why are you laughing like crazeh RL?
[21:46] Sister: yer like HAHAHAHA

[8:45] Brother: -huffs-
[8:45] Brother: >.>
[8:45] Brother: i was alone i had money you weren't on D:
[8:45] Brother: and i was in harabox
[8:45] JF: oh I see :P
[8:45] Brother: <.<
[8:45] Brother: so
[8:45] Brother: one thing led to the other

[18:56] Brother: m' back
[18:56] Brother: xD
[18:56] JF: sure
[18:57] JF: just leave me to stare at two plump asses I can't touch :P
[18:57] Brother: :p
[18:57] Brother: xD
[18:57] Brother: here comes a third
[18:57] Brother: hey T!
[18:57] Brother: :D
[18:57] Sister: third?
[18:58] Sister: >:O
[18:58] Brother: noffin
[18:58] Brother: xD
[18:58] Sister: I edited my first shape ta look like t's shape.
[18:58] Sister: t's sammy shape*
[18:58] Sister: my sammy shape
[18:58] Sister: >.>
[18:59] Sister: wha teh fuke

Estrogen Therapy

[9:03] dM: how are you
[9:03] dM: dare*
[9:03] VP: Excuse me?
[9:04] dM: I only asked for 335l and you spread the rumour of me askking for sex?
[9:04] VP: No, not at all
[9:04] dM: Making me a lughing stoke in front of everyone
[9:05] VP: I don't know where you got that idea from.
[9:05] VP: Honestly...I don't really care.
[9:05] dM: Umm all my friends+ Most groups
[9:05] dM: How dare you
[9:05] VP: Feel free to run with it
[9:05] dM: You must be one of those men all you care about is money and sex.
[9:07] VP: I'm beginning to wonder if you suffer from schizophrenia....I don't /know/ any of your friends....the onyl group I could imagine the two of us being involved in are the ones I run, and I can assure you I haven't said anything of the kind to them...in fact, i haven't participated in a single group chat in quite a while.
[9:07] dM: DOo not get disrepectful to me
[9:07] VP: If you want to participate in some kind of delusional fantasy that I have done something to you...go ahead...I can't stop you. I dind't do a damned thing though.
[9:07] VP: I think its you who is getting disrespectful to /me/
[9:08] dM: asking for 335l is not asking for sex you discusting pig
[9:08] dM: I cant believe i brought your product
[9:08] dM: i want a refund
[9:09] VP: Deniz...you are wierd. That's all I can say. if you can come up with some kind of proof that I've said these things, or even someone who is willing to publically decalre in the presence of authorities that I have done this, then go ahead. I will gladly file a lawsuit for libel/slander against them and anyone else who chooses to lie about me and the things I have or have not done.
[9:10] VP: The reality of this situation is that /you/ are making false accusations.
[9:10] dM: Ok fine if you say you didnt just being rude whilst saying it is not going to sort anything
[9:10] VP: I'm not being rude. Considering your accusations I think I'm being nice about it.
[9:11] dM: ME? i would go nowhere near virtual sex its a stupid idea though i respect people that do it
[9:11] VP: Glad to hear that
[9:12] dM: your just starting to talk after i said i want a refund you are a man that onkly cares about money
[9:12] VP: Since I don't even leave my own property, and work here while watching my kids, it would seem rather illogical that I would be interested in it myself. think about that for a moment
[9:12] VP: Yes, I only care about money
[9:12] VP: That is the point of a job.
[9:12] VP: This is my job
[9:12] VP: That is why I don't have time for the silly social games people in SL play.
[9:13] VP: I think someone is either pulling your chain, or this is something you have made up completely. Either way, I don't really care.
[9:14] VP: I will be saving the log of this conversation as evidence to my responses and the things that have been said. If it should go any further, then I will be more than happy to deal with things in the most appropriate legal manner.
[9:15] dM: Ok i have stopped talking to you because you are completly talking shit i would aprechiate if you stopped aswell

Subscriptions

[13:07] WF: quetion i want o do whatever it is to pay to paly but can't figure out how
[13:07] PJ: go to the restaurant
[13:08] CD: there is a subscription board in the restaurant and in the entrance area.
[13:08] JF: we don't carry PlayBoy anymore, just Dorian's used Hustlers
[13:08] LD: Just right click and tell it to give Clayton all your money
[13:08] WF: oh none tolsme taht ig to teh thingy in my e-amil thoiguth i used that
[13:08] DA: wait, wha lol
[13:09] LD: Think that joke went right over Dorians head
[13:10] JF: like Talisy squirtin
[13:10] DA pours water down the water spoute
[13:10] LD gets a shower.
[13:11] CD: Wave a penis in his face, that'll get his attention.