Never wonder

[16:38] JF: Everyone wants to know how to get from A to B, well screw that I'm going from Q to W and no one can stop me!
[16:39] ET: lol
[16:39] ET: *tosses him a Z*
[16:39] JF: careful, that Z is loade-EXPLOSIONANDCHAOS
[16:39] ET: XD bounces*
[16:39] ET has POWERS
[16:39] JF: the power of voodoo
[16:40] ET: who do!
[16:40] JF: YOU DO
[16:40] ET: I DO????
[16:41] JF: Try the box, naturally
[16:41] ET: what box! O_O
[16:41] JF: PANDORA'S BOX OF COURSE
[16:41] ET: OH
[16:42] JF: NO
[16:42] ET: but that is HER chaos! I have my own!
[16:42] ET: *throws another Z*
[16:42] JF: OHNOES!
[16:43] ET: >:D

Lady Licking Blood Suckers

[19:06] ET‧: i have stumbled onto some creepy lesbian girl club and I think they want to eat me
[19:06] JF‧: um
[19:06] JF‧: what?
[19:07] JF‧: I've heard of lesbians eating girls out but....
[19:07] ET‧: lol
[19:11] ET‧: I have been a creep magnet lately
[19:11] JF‧: pffft I'm no creep -chuckles
[19:11] ET‧: little bit!
[19:11] JF‧: and you're the one hanging in a girl bruiser gang heh
[19:11] ET‧: lol
[19:11] JF‧: I'm creepy, there's a distinct line -grins crookedly
[19:11] ET‧: lol
[19:12] ET‧: they are giving me a tour of their vamp castle
[19:12] ET‧: and the whole time it feels like I am waiting for the other shoe to drop
[19:14] ET‧: oh man
[19:15] ET‧: [19:13] Sashaa Kalinakov: Next room is the livingroom
[19:13] ET: but
[19:13] ET: vampires
[19:13] ET: dead
[19:13] ET: should be the dead room
[19:13] ET: or the...former living room
[19:13] SK: dead room?
[19:13] SK: O
[19:13] JR smiles
[19:13] ET: sorry...moving on
[19:16] JF‧: they seem a bit slow
[19:16] ET‧: or a bit too serious about their vampishness
[19:19] ET‧: soooo creeped out right now
[19:19] JF‧: a vampire that isn't serious isn't a vampire
[19:25] ET‧: lol
[19:30] JF‧: need saving?
[19:31] JF‧: and by saving, I mean distraction
[19:31] JF‧: heh
[19:31] ET‧: no. I am intrigued by what they want
[19:31] JF‧: um
[19:31] JF‧: your blood
[19:31] ET‧: lol
[19:31] JF‧: or possibly vagina....
[19:31] ET‧: they want my SEX
[19:31] JF‧: possibly vagina blood
[19:31] ET‧: ew
[19:31] JF‧: XD
[19:31] ET‧: *thwaps*
[19:31] JF‧: lesbian vampires
[19:31] JF‧: "we suck blood, but only once a month"
[19:31] ET‧: totally
[19:31] ET‧: LOL
[19:31] ET‧: EW

Contagious Latency

[15:36] KF too lazy to click and wait for it to load.
[15:36] JF: it's a fuckin blog
[15:36] JF: how long could it possibly take
[15:37] KF: lol
[15:37] KF: Hours
[15:37] KF: Days
[15:37] KF: Weeks
[15:37] KF: months
[15:37] JF: L2Interne
[15:37] KF: Years
[15:37] JF: t
[15:37] JF: fuckin lag
[15:37] KF: Decades
[15:37] KF: hahaha
[15:37] KF: FAIL

Sound reason

[20:03] ST: LEAST I HAVE A GOOD REASON
[20:03] ST: YOU KNOW ME BEING GAY AND ALL

Momma didn't raise no fool

[2009/03/01 10:24] JF: I dun smoke
[2009/03/01 10:24] AW: you pucker to suck and to blow
[2009/03/01 10:24] AW: lmao
[2009/03/01 10:24] JF: just so you know
[2009/03/01 10:24] JF: I'm quoting that
[2009/03/01 10:24] AW: omfg
[2009/03/01 10:24] AW: ahahahhahaa

Inside voice please

-Name not left out because it adds to the humor-

[2009/11/12 10:45] Porrn Starr: yes!
[2009/11/12 10:45] Porrn Starr: oops wrong box
[2009/11/12 10:45] Porrn Starr: lol

The more you know

[15:42] CV: yoda penis turns me on

The cake is not a lie

[13:18] KY: this is cake
[13:18] KY: full perm
[13:18] JF: so we can have it, AND eat it?
[13:19] CV: hahaha

You made that yourself? How come you aren't the creator then...

[15:18] HF: hello there thats a great fur avatar where did you get it
[15:19] KF: I made it.
[15:19] HF: by yourself? thats amazing o.o do you do work for lindens?